So I screwed it up BAD.

I was trying to make the lion my background, but it obviously didn't work. So I ended up just clearing all previous settings and now I can't figure it out again. So now I'm frustrated, and I think I'll just leave it be for a few days.

Ok. It's under construction. I'll fix it later. Right now I want a nap. :)

for my bg friends.

you must be a special person

to chomp down on an onion

like it’s a piece of fruit.

to pull off every single color in your hair.

to be the most fashionable person I know and

not pressure me at all about it, not even by accident,

to soften my cynical heart every time you give me a hug,

to be as generous as you,

not just with things but also with time,

to be vulnerable and trust I won’t

betray your heart.

to share my enthusiasm for the way children play,

to never betray your mother’s home cooking.

to have so much

through so much pain

(don't know why this formatted funny...)

When your heart starts to internalize.

When you make up your mind to please only One,

you can wear navy blue with black. You can sit down where ever you like. You can stop in the middle of the sidewalk and watch the sky for awhile. You can stand in one place and eat your apple, or stand in one place just to stand there. You can spin when the urge strikes you, and giggle at the wind. You can snort and cry when you laugh, if you like. You can take your time in the sandwich line and at airport security. You can drink tap water and reuse plastic bottles too many times. You can smile at random strangers (but if you're a girl, only when you're in America). You can admit that you like the morning. You can be genuinely friendly to everyone, everywhere.

You don't have to be afraid of what people think of how you dance. Of how your hair looks or if your shoes go with your pants. You don't have to be ashamed of eating dinner alone or in silence.

You needn't be annoyed when it rains or someone jostles you in line, when your paper or poem isn't good enough, or when you screw up a question, or when people ask you questions you just can't answer- whether it be because you don't know the answer or the person well enough.

You needn't be discouraged about having too much homework or worry about how you're gonna do all that and sleep too.

When you make up your mind to please only One, the little things start to change. And it's the little things that change your life the most. I think. At least for now. :)

girl?

a "harmless" facebook note.

[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish

[] You own a designer purse

[] You own perfume that cost over $60

[] You had/have fake nails

[] You have more body lotions/hair products than you use

[] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/dachshund

[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet

[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.

[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.

Your pet is a small dog? Really?

So in order to be a real girl you must be very materialistic. The only one of these that fits me is having more hair products than I use. And right now that is because I have some back up shampoo in my room.

ADORE:

[] Makeup

[] Glitter

[] The Color Pink

[] Jewelry

[ ] Mirrors

[] Chick flicks

[ ] Shoes

[] Rainbows

[ ] Unicorns

[] Disney Movies

[] Candles

[] Flowers

[] Stuffed Animals

[] Purses

rainbows and unicorns? MIRRORS? I know no girls who adore mirrors. I adore trees and hills and paths in the woods and snow and a good strong pair of galoshes.

DO YOU SHOP AT:

[] Coach

[] Forever 21

[] Victoria's Secret

[ ] Guess

[] Claires/Icing

[] Express

[] Delias

[] Hollister

[] American Eagle

[] Abercrombie & Fitch

[] Aeropostale

...I shop at Kohl's, and JC Penny's, and the family shop under my church.

DO YOU SAY:

[] Whatever

[] (colour) is the new (colour)

[] Oh my gosh/goodness/god

[] Huh

[] Fugly

[] That's hot

[] Dunzo

[] Darlin

[] Pshh

[] Cutie

[] Hottie

[] Skank

[] Totally

[] For Sure

[] Fabulous

Psshh this is so silly. Darlin, if I don't call you a cutie or a hottie or whatever a dunzo is, I'm totally not a girl? Huh. That's just Fabulous.

DO YOU READ:

[] Cosmopolitan

[] Glamour

[] Marie Claire

[] Elle Girl

[] Teen Vogue

[] People

[] Us Weekly

[] Star

[] Self

[] PerezHilton.com

[] Dlisted.com

[] 17online.com

[] people.com

[] usmagazine.com

[] popsugar.com

[] Pink Is The New Blog.com

No indeed I do NOT read any of these.

DO YOU LOVE THESE:

[] Legally Blonde

[] Elizabethtown

[] Mean Girls

[] 10 Things I Hate About You

[] A Walk to Remember

[] Sweet Home Alabama

[] Where the Heart is

[] Just My Luck

[] John Tucker Must Die

[] Centerstage

[] Bring it On

[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

[] Mona Lisa Smile

[] My Girl

Pride and Prejudice anyone? about two very real and flawed people? anyone? Some of those are good, yeah, but I wouldn't say I love them.

DO YOU REALLY ENJOY...

[] America's Next Top Model

[] Project Runway

[] Desperate Housewives

[] The Simple Life

[] 8th & Ocean

[] Sex & the City

[] Grey's Anatomy

[] The O.C.

[] Laguna Beach/The Hills

[] Nip/Tuck

[] Gilmore Girls

[] Degrassi

Have never heard of most of those. and the ones I have heard of... no.

Now multiply the total by 2.

Repost as I am __% Girl

Is THIS what our culture finds feminine? Obviously, this note has no idea what being a girl is. Harmless, of course, but what about when we start believing it's all harmless, darlin?

You know what's fun about being single and not looking?

You can be genuinely friendly with everyone.

You know what's fun about only trying to please One?

You can wear navy blue and black,

you can giggle at the wind.

You can talk outloud while you're walking alone.

You can smile at nothingness.

You can ask your group member if he really cares that much about what your professor wears. (He'll say he does, and look at you like you're crazy, but he just might shut up about it!)

You can spin around in circles whenever you want. :)

Have a nice day!