girl?

a "harmless" facebook note.

[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish

[] You own a designer purse

[] You own perfume that cost over $60

[] You had/have fake nails

[] You have more body lotions/hair products than you use

[] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/dachshund

[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet

[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.

[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.

Your pet is a small dog? Really?

So in order to be a real girl you must be very materialistic. The only one of these that fits me is having more hair products than I use. And right now that is because I have some back up shampoo in my room.

ADORE:

[] Makeup

[] Glitter

[] The Color Pink

[] Jewelry

[ ] Mirrors

[] Chick flicks

[ ] Shoes

[] Rainbows

[ ] Unicorns

[] Disney Movies

[] Candles

[] Flowers

[] Stuffed Animals

[] Purses

rainbows and unicorns? MIRRORS? I know no girls who adore mirrors. I adore trees and hills and paths in the woods and snow and a good strong pair of galoshes.

DO YOU SHOP AT:

[] Coach

[] Forever 21

[] Victoria's Secret

[ ] Guess

[] Claires/Icing

[] Express

[] Delias

[] Hollister

[] American Eagle

[] Abercrombie & Fitch

[] Aeropostale

...I shop at Kohl's, and JC Penny's, and the family shop under my church.

DO YOU SAY:

[] Whatever

[] (colour) is the new (colour)

[] Oh my gosh/goodness/god

[] Huh

[] Fugly

[] That's hot

[] Dunzo

[] Darlin

[] Pshh

[] Cutie

[] Hottie

[] Skank

[] Totally

[] For Sure

[] Fabulous

Psshh this is so silly. Darlin, if I don't call you a cutie or a hottie or whatever a dunzo is, I'm totally not a girl? Huh. That's just Fabulous.

DO YOU READ:

[] Cosmopolitan

[] Glamour

[] Marie Claire

[] Elle Girl

[] Teen Vogue

[] People

[] Us Weekly

[] Star

[] Self

[] PerezHilton.com

[] Dlisted.com

[] 17online.com

[] people.com

[] usmagazine.com

[] popsugar.com

[] Pink Is The New Blog.com

No indeed I do NOT read any of these.

DO YOU LOVE THESE:

[] Legally Blonde

[] Elizabethtown

[] Mean Girls

[] 10 Things I Hate About You

[] A Walk to Remember

[] Sweet Home Alabama

[] Where the Heart is

[] Just My Luck

[] John Tucker Must Die

[] Centerstage

[] Bring it On

[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

[] Mona Lisa Smile

[] My Girl

Pride and Prejudice anyone? about two very real and flawed people? anyone? Some of those are good, yeah, but I wouldn't say I love them.

DO YOU REALLY ENJOY...

[] America's Next Top Model

[] Project Runway

[] Desperate Housewives

[] The Simple Life

[] 8th & Ocean

[] Sex & the City

[] Grey's Anatomy

[] The O.C.

[] Laguna Beach/The Hills

[] Nip/Tuck

[] Gilmore Girls

[] Degrassi

Have never heard of most of those. and the ones I have heard of... no.

Now multiply the total by 2.

Repost as I am __% Girl

Is THIS what our culture finds feminine? Obviously, this note has no idea what being a girl is. Harmless, of course, but what about when we start believing it's all harmless, darlin?